In an absolute stroke of genius, Bay County, Michigan's 911 Dispatch has canceled crime because of the poor weather conditions.

It truly is a wonder why no police agencies have thought to do this in the past.  The upcoming week will be very snowy and dangerously cold, so the Bay County 911 Dispatched posted on their facebook page that crime will be canceled.

Not only will officers be safe from the elements by not having to stop any crime, but local residents will now only have to worry about the weather and not their surroundings.

Now if we can only get those fat cats in Washing to take a note from Bay County and just cancel crime for the whole nation!  Lazy fat cats!