The golfer was competing at a high school match in Ohio, and was toppled over by the big bird, who apparently didn't want him to par the hole.The golfer, who remains unidentified for obvious reasons, was captured getting harassed by the goose during the match at Highland Meadows Golf Course in Sylvania, Ohio, just across the border from Michigan. He was competing for Blissfield High School in Southeastern Michigan.

Blissfield Athletics tweeted the photos of the attack yesterday.

"The golfers just finished teeing off and were walking down the fairway. To the left there was a goose nest and the golfers did a good job of avoiding it, but the guard goose thought differently," read the statement from Blissfield.

Guard goose? Goose have security? Who knew? Apparently they did.