It's always fun when celebrities take a visit to their local MLB stadium to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. It's even more fun when they suck.
In the grand scheme of things, Detroit Tigers games haven't been plagued with too many bad first pitches. But...
The day in which the Detroit Tigers open their home schedule for the season is always a big deal in Michigan. Many people take the day off of work (or take a half-day off) to either attend the game in person, or watch the game at a local establishment or at home on TV. It has become, as the title of this article suggests, an unofficial state holiday.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the fact they think so highly of Detroit and that we landed on the top of this list, but PLEASE, for the love of God, show me where there is $9.40 parking in Detroit