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![Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Wheelchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
![Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Kevin.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
![Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Charles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
![Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Marcos.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
![Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Sex.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
![‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Friend.jpg?w=980&q=75)
‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real
Perhaps the only thing worse than being stuck in a mall while your girl goes shoe shopping is NOT being the guy she expects to sit patiently while she goes shoe shopping.
![Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
![Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Lee-De-Paauw.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
![Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Cheeseburger.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
![Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Cereal.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.