Tina, eat your food, you fat lard!

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Oh, I could go on.

One of the most quotable movies ever is holding a special screening, with cast members from the movie, in Grand Rapids!

Napoleon Dynamite Live! A Conversation and Screening is coming to Fountain Street Church, January 9, 2020.

There will be a Napoleon Dynamite-themed pre-show experience, a full screening of the film, and a "lively, freewheeling discussion" with cast members Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite), Efren Ramirez (Pedro), and Jon Gries (Uncle Rico).

And um, according to the Facebook event, Tina the llama is going to be there too?!

Tickets go on sale this Wednesday at 10a.m. here.

It's an all ages, reserved seating event.

  • $30 - $35 Reserved Seating
  • $75 VIP Meet & Greet Experience

Organizers also describe the event as BYOT... (Bring Your Own Tots).