They do make a great point about lighting off fireworks though. If you clown around and act like a fool, you'll walk in like Carl Weathers in Rocky 4 in the red white & blue, but you'll be leaving like Chubbs in Happy Gilmore.
You don't have to light, watch or even listen to fireworks to celebrate the 4th of July! Here are 9 alternative ways you can celebrate the holiday, right here in Michigan.
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