OK, so here is the deal.  Ranker.com has a list of the Top US Cities for Beer and Grand Rapids is only ranked 4th.  Um, what?

So who is ahead of us?  Cleveland, Ohio is number 1, which is disgusting because their water they use for beer is polluted and sometimes on fire.  Milwaukee, Wisconsin is number 2, which makes no sense because that's where Miller High Life comes from.  And Denver, Colorado is number 3...  Stay away from thinking you have good beer, Denver!  Just stick to your dope (even though we have that now too!)

So, it's time for us Michiganders to rally our fingers and thumbs and go vote for Grand Rapids to be number 1!

Go vote, you drunks!