Things Nobody Should Ever Do at a Meijer

I am not a fan of going grocery shopping. I don't like having to deal with the crowds and the morons. Let's face it, going grocery shopping can be a hassle at Meijer, or, it could be a great way to do some crowd watching.

If my wife and I ever go to Meijer to go grocery shopping, we have a plan. We know exactly what we need, where to go to find it and often times we divide and conquer so we can get in and out of Meijer faster. Meijer is no place to spend time because we are bored.

When you go grocery shopping there is an etiquette to doing so. Be aware of your fellow shoppers. How about parking lot etiquette? Are you the type of person that just leaves your cart unattended in the parking lot or are you responsible and return it to the cart corral?

Are you damn near 50 years old like me and still like to ride the Meijer pony "Sandy"? I'm still a kid at heart and there's always pennies sitting at the foot of the ride for kids to use to ride "Sandy". Perhaps I shoudn't be riding "Sandy" anymore, you only live once.

When it comes down to it, there's just things you just shouldn't do at Meijer. We've gone grocery shopping before, act like you've been there. Remember to put your cart back.

Things Nobody Should Ever Do at a Meijer

Be courteous to your fellow shoppers.

Nobody wants your germs.

I'm still a kid at heart! Ride On!

There are changing stations in the men's and women's bathrooms, that's where you should change a diaper.

If they don't fit you'll just stuff them in the bag? I don't think anyone wants to buy those after you.

That's just gross.

You're no important than anyone else.

Too many people and their entitlement are doing this everyday.

As much as I still want to do this, I'd advise against it.

Let's face it, Meijer doesn't mess around. If you try to steal from Meijer, odds are you'll get caught. The crab legs and Busch Light are just not worth it.